TidBITS#474/01-Apr-99
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  Big news this week warrants a special issue of TidBITS! Read on
  for details of a settlement in the landmark Microsoft antitrust
  case, word of a new Y2K-related security problem, and an exclusive
  look at a new Apple media translation engine technology codenamed
  Sullivan. We also announce Apple's limited Star Wars DVD bundle, a
  new location for the January Macworld Expo, and Adam's role in a
  new Internet television special.

Topics:
    MailBITS/01-Apr-99
    Settle Down! Microsoft & DOJ Reach Agreement
    GIF2K Problem Affects PC Security
    Apple Ups the AMTE
    Taking a Step Back from Technology

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MailBITS/01-Apr-99
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**Star Wars Episode I for Macintosh Only!** In an exclusive
  arrangement with Twentieth Century Fox and Lucasfilm, Ltd., Apple
  interim CEO Steve Jobs announced today that 10,000 certificates
  for a special limited-edition DVD version of the upcoming movie
  Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace will be bundled with
  DVD-equipped Power Macintosh G3 and PowerBook G3 computers
  purchased through the Apple online store. In addition to the
  complete theatrical release of the film, the commemorative DVD
  will include interviews with Episode I cast members and Star Wars
  creator George Lucas, the complete Episode I screenplay, QuickDraw
  3D models of vehicles and aliens featured in the movie, Episode I
  trailers, and a 30-minute behind-the-scenes look at the making of
  Episode 1. The actual DVD disks will begin shipping to customers
  on 01-Aug-99, a scant ten weeks after the premiere of the film.
  Given the enormous box-office revenue likely to be generated by
  Star Wars Episode I, commercial DVD releases of the movie may not
  be available for a year or more. [GD]

<http://www.starwars.com/episode-i/>
<http://www.apple.com/store/>


**Macworld Expo SF Moving to Austin** -- IDG Expo Management
  announced today that the January Macworld Expo, long a fixture in
  San Francisco's Moscone Center, will be moving to an as-yet-
  undisclosed location in Austin, Texas. As with the recent
  controversial move of Macworld Expo Boston to New York, IDG Expo
  Management pointed to the increasing popularity of the Macintosh
  industry and said that while Moscone Center was expected to be too
  small for the next Macworld Expo, "everything is bigger in Texas."
  Apple interim CEO Steve Jobs, while noting that the move brings
  Macintosh industry executives closer to sources of cheap Mexican
  labor, commented in an offhand way that "San Francisco is not a
  big Macintosh town." [ACE]


**Adam to Host Internet TV Show** -- Although I'm somewhat
  embarrassed to admit it, I'll be hosting a live prime time
  television special for FOX called "World's Worst Internet Hoaxes,"
  airing tonight at 8 PM Eastern and Pacific, 7 PM Central (we hope
  to have an online version available in QuickTime Streaming format
  shortly). Preparing for the show has been a good time, much more
  so than the brief stints I've done on local TV news shows. And
  unlike the PBS show "Life on the Internet," I'm serving as co-
  producer this time around. We're working with the same people who
  brought you "I Survived a Disaster," "America's Dumbest
  Criminals," and so on, and I think we've done a great job with the
  show. I managed to talk them out of "When Routing Tables Are
  Lost," and "America's Wildest Unix Hacks," and it looks like we'll
  be able to integrate Mac-specific content. Also, new TidBITS
  sponsor Sony-TV is considering picking up the show as a series,
  and good ratings tonight may enable us to keep TidBITS a free
  publication. Please tune in! [ACE]

<http://www.sony-television.com/>


Settle Down! Microsoft & DOJ Reach Agreement
--------------------------------------------
  by Adam C. Engst <ace@tidbits.com>

  In a surprise ending to the long-running Microsoft antitrust trial
  (see Matt Deatherage's "Who Do You Antitrust" articles in
  TidBITS-455_ and TidBITS-456_), the U.S. Department of Justice
  (DOJ) and Microsoft jointly announced a settlement today.

<http://db.tidbits.com/getbits.acgi?tbart=05175>
<http://db.tidbits.com/getbits.acgi?tbart=05185>

  Although the full terms of the settlement have not yet been made
  available, the main strokes of the agreement are clear. In
  exchange for the DOJ and the 19 states dropping their antitrust
  suits, Microsoft has agreed to "perform 2.1 billion hours of
  community service." The terms were initially confusing, since
  Microsoft headquarters are located in the upscale Seattle suburb
  of Redmond, Washington, but it turns out that both "community" and
  "service" have innovative definitions.

  The DOJ's definition of community for the purposes of the
  settlement is "the worldwide community of individuals and
  corporations using Microsoft operating systems released since
  23-Aug-95." That the DOJ would identify such a large and amorphous
  group as a community is stunning, but the implications of the
  definition of service is equally amazing. According to the DOJ,
  service is "technical support for any computer software product
  that operates under eligible operating systems." In short,
  Microsoft must now provide free (and toll-free!) technical support
  for any Windows application. It's not yet clear if Windows CE and
  Windows NT are included in the settlement.

  Representatives of the 19 states involved in the antitrust suit
  also pushed for specific wording that would address additional
  problems. The terms of the settlement call for Microsoft to hire
  and train existing welfare recipients in those states to make up
  at least 65 percent of the total technical support staff necessary
  to handle the increased call volume. Plus, Microsoft has the
  choice of either installing satellite campuses around the country
  or helping to beef up the existing telecommunications
  infrastructure so these people can telecommute.


**Microsoft Assistance** -- Microsoft's vaunted public relations
  team quickly moved to put the best possible face on the
  settlement, dubbing it "Microsoft Assistance," and suggesting that
  the idea originated with Microsoft chairman and co-founder Bill
  Gates. "The proposal surfaced only after Bill went to Washington,"
  said a Microsoft spokesperson. "We've always said that we want to
  provide the best possible experience for our users, and the
  research that led to Microsoft Bob also suggested that people
  learn best when interacting with other people."

<http://www.microsoft.com/assistance/>

  In a ceremony in Seattle, Microsoft president Steve Ballmer
  dedicated the new Microsoft Assistance program to the memory of
  the late industry writer Cary Lu. Ballmer recalled a meeting at
  which he'd announced the hiring of 1,500 additional technical
  support representatives and Cary had asked if Microsoft
  anticipated a time those positions would be unnecessary because
  Microsoft's software didn't require as much support. Ballmer
  noted, "I finally have an answer for Mr. Lu. In my role as
  president of Microsoft - and Bill agrees with me on this - I can
  categorically state that every product team at Microsoft now has
  the goal of totally eliminating the need for technical support."

<http://db.tidbits.com/getbits.acgi?tbart=04169>


**Implications** -- The implications of the agreement reverberated
  around the computer world. Quick-witted companies developing
  Windows products immediately announced plans to release their beta
  software for sale. On a more human note, many tech support
  departments will apparently be laid off, although support
  technicians we spoke with felt they could get jobs with Microsoft,
  whose stock options are preferable anyway.

  The big loser in the settlement would seem to be Apple Computer,
  which has long made much of the fact that Macs require less
  support than PCs running Windows. With technical support being
  free for all Windows users, there's less incentive to buy a
  Macintosh based on lower support requirements. Apple interim CEO
  Steve Jobs, looking uncharacteristically stunned, tried to make
  light of the situation, joking that at least when you called Apple
  for technical support, you won't have to listen to screaming kids
  in the background.

  Wall Street had feared more significant damage to Microsoft based
  on the company's surprisingly inept defense during the antitrust
  trial. So when the settlement was announced, investors reacted
  predictably, driving Microsoft stock to a new high and thus
  officially increasing Bill Gates's net worth to over $100 billion.
  Charles Schwab analyst Makim Richer commented, "What we have here
  is in many ways a joint project between the U.S. federal
  government, 19 state governments, and the most successful software
  company ever. No matter how you look at it, it's a win-win deal
  for Microsoft, the American people, and the world."


**Enter Winux** -- Also today, Microsoft said that it plans to
  release its Microsoft Office suite of applications for Linux, the
  popular open-source Unix variant that has offered significant
  competition for Windows NT. A Microsoft spokesperson said that the
  company is committed to serving its users, particularly those for
  whom it doesn't have to perform free support. And in a speech from
  Washington, D.C., where Microsoft chairman Bill Gates was
  personally negotiating the terms of the settlement, Gates also
  noted that although Windows 2000 remains on schedule for release
  in the second quarter of 2001, Microsoft plans a new operating
  system, called Winux. According to Gates, Winux "gives our users
  the stability and performance we all admire in Linux, along with
  the friendly interface of Microsoft Windows." After showing a
  videotaped demonstration of icons moving around on a reputed Winux
  desktop and a wizard that helped users recompile their kernels,
  Gates was careful to point out that Winux is not Windows and thus
  won't fall under the terms of the settlement.


GIF2K Problem Affects PC Security
---------------------------------
  by Adam C. Engst <ace@tidbits.com>

  Everyone knows that the Macintosh is Y2K-compliant - that the Mac
  OS knows about dates well into the next century, right? But we've
  learned of a Y2K-related problem that, although it doesn't affect
  Macs, could be serious for numerous Internet users who work with
  Intel-based PCs.

  Graphic utility developer BoxTop Software has isolated a problem
  with certain GIF files that results in GIF viewers (including the
  GIF viewing code in Web browsers) either being incapable of
  displaying certain images or suffering from a buffer overflow
  error. Travis Anton of BoxTop Software said that the "GIF2K
  problem," as they're calling it, results from "a core failing of
  LZW compression which initialized code tables with information
  based on the date. After January 1st, 2000, displaying GIF images
  on affected systems can result in a buffer overflow during
  decompression."

<http://www.boxtopsoft.com/>

  Although the inability to display a specific GIF image is the most
  common result of the GIF2K problem, the buffer overflow errors are
  more concerning because they open a door for malicious programmers
  to create non-Y2K-compliant GIFs. In "Security Issue with Email
  Attachments" in TidBITS-441_, Geoff Duncan described buffer
  overflows like this: "the way to take advantage of a buffer
  overflow is to craft the precise binary data that will get past
  the target program's bounds checking, then somehow cause that data
  to be executed as if it were code. ... To execute malicious code,
  the extraneous data must be designed to target a particular email
  program running on a particular operating system."

<http://db.tidbits.com/getbits.acgi?tbart=05018>

  In this case, we're not talking about email programs, but instead
  GIF viewing code. A malevolent developer could create a specific
  GIF containing a small viral code stub that would cause a buffer
  overflow error in one of the popular PC Web browsers. Even if the
  GIF2K-based buffer overflow was used only as the initial infection
  vector (since many PCs aren't susceptible - see below), a virus
  could replicate using other means once it had established itself.

  Worse yet, other forms of attack could help spread such viruses.
  For instance, a cracker could break into a popular Web site,
  replace the main logo GIF with one designed to take advantage of
  the GIF2K problem, and rest assured that no one could track the
  real point of origin, even if someone were to identify the source
  GIF.


**What's Affected** -- From BoxTop's testing, the GIF2K problem
  seems to affect a variety of Intel-based PCs that use several
  popular BIOSes (Basic Input/Output Systems - the core code that
  gets the system running and acts as a basic interface to the
  hardware). BIOSes from AMI and Award are the most susceptible,
  though some versions of the popular Phoenix BIOS are also
  affected. GIF2K hasn't been detected previously because it
  requires both a susceptible BIOS and a specific video adapter. In
  essence, the BIOS screws up when handing the GIF data off to the
  video display subsystem.

  It's worth noting that although many older PC BIOSes have more
  significant troubles with Y2K date issues, the GIF2K problem is
  essentially a separate concern. It's a three-way problem,
  requiring specific BIOSes in combination with specific video
  adapters and a not-uncommon organization of bytes that result from
  the decompression of particular GIF files. Thus, a susceptible PC
  is difficult to identify based on its hardware or manufacturer.

  Unfortunately, the possible combinations are too multifarious to
  list, and although someone will no doubt write a utility that you
  can run on a PC to see if it's affected, that hasn't yet happened.
  Even if it does, what good does the information do? It's not worth
  swapping a motherboard or buying a new video adapter to avoid this
  problem; it makes more sense to focus on the problematic GIFs
  themselves.


**GIF2K Checker** -- That's precisely what BoxTop Software has
  done, with a simple Mac application called GIF2K Checker. Drop a
  GIF file or a folder containing GIFs on GIF2K Checker, and it
  scans all the files. After noting problematic files, GIF2K Checker
  recompresses them in such a way as to eliminate the problem with
  the way the GIF format uses LZW compression. These changes do not
  change the file size or modify the appearance of images in any
  way. GIF2K Checker requires System 7.5.5 or higher on a PowerPC-
  based Mac, supports Navigation Services, and is performance-
  optimized for today's high-end G3-based machines.

<http://www.boxtopsoft.com/GIF2K/>

  Although it's still unclear what percentage of GIFs are affected,
  the number is significant, and everyone who publishes a Web site
  containing GIF graphics should run their GIFs through GIF2K
  Checker. It's ironic that a Macintosh-based tool will help prevent
  PCs from experiencing the GIF2K problem, but since most Web sites,
  and especially most Web graphics, continue to be developed on
  Macs, it makes sense.

  Of course, GIF2K Checker is a stopgap measure, and other solutions
  will no doubt appear in the months before 01-Jan-00. For instance,
  Web-based solutions will no doubt appear for those few webmasters
  who don't already use Macs. Web search engine companies may even
  start traversing the Web looking for affected GIFs and notifying
  webmasters.


**Geeks Bearing GIFs** -- We'll be covering the GIF2K problem in
  future issues of TidBITS, but for the latest up-to-the-minute
  information, pay attention to TidBITS Talk, where we'll note which
  mainstream applications take steps to correct the problem on their
  own, as well as any compatibility checkers and useful utilities
  that become available.

<http://www.tidbits.com/search/talk.html>


Apple Ups the AMTE
------------------
  by Geoff Duncan <geoff@tidbits.com>

  For the last few years, the Macintosh community has watched
  helplessly as the Mac has fallen painfully behind in a field it
  helped pioneer on personal computers: speech recognition. Apple
  introduced PlainTalk in 1993 with the original AV Macs, and not
  long afterwards speech dictation products like Articulate Systems'
  Power Secretary appeared for the Macintosh. But the situation
  turned bleak: Dragon Systems (the parent company of Articulate
  Systems) went on to develop Naturally Speaking, a successful
  continuous speech recognition product for Windows, while ignoring
  the Mac. At Apple, PlainTalk stagnated and was updated recently
  only so it would continue to function with current system
  software. Further, Dragon Systems ceased Mac development and
  discontinued Power Secretary after a long period of neglect
  (although a company called One Stop Direct is re-packaging Power
  Secretary for Power Macs as VoicePower Pro, at least for the U.K.
  market).

<http://www.apple.com/macos/speech/>
<http://www.onestopdirect.co.uk/>
<http://www.macworld.co.uk/dec98/reviews/vpowerp.html>

  There have been a few glimmers of hope. Andrew Taylor and other
  engineers who produced Power Secretary are working on a new speech
  dictation product for the Macintosh. They seem to have nailed down
  some funding and hope to have something to show by this July's
  Macworld Expo in New York City.

<http://www.macspeech.com/>

  More interesting have been persistent rumors claiming that Apple
  has been working on speech recognition software. Apple has always
  faced a difficult situation with regard to speech recognition (and
  many other fundamental technologies). If Apple develops, or
  publicly considers developing, its own solution, it eliminates
  opportunities for third-party products, just as PlainTalk
  essentially destroyed the market for Articulate Systems' Voice
  Navigator and AppleScript delivered a serious blow to UserLand's
  Frontier. If, on the other hand, Apple stays out of a market to
  allow room for third-party development, the Macintosh platform
  suffers if no third parties step into the arena.

  We've learned that Apple is playing both sides of the coin by
  staying out of the speech recognition field to allow for third-
  party development while focusing on developing its own ambitious
  technology that developers can integrate into future products.

  The results are stunning.


**Sullivan** -- The bad news is that Apple is not developing a
  continuous speech recognition technology. Although the sheer
  processing power of G3-based systems is more than sufficient,
  Apple considers development of speech software for the Mac OS
  beyond PlainTalk's current capabilities and strictly a third-party
  opportunity. In fact, Apple employees have privately confided
  hopes that the MacSpeech development effort succeeds - it would
  provide a viable speech solution for customers Apple can't help
  directly.

  The good news is that Apple has been working quietly on the Apple
  Media Translation Engine (AMTE), an all-new technology for Mac OS
  X mostly known by the codename Sullivan (after Ann Sullivan, Helen
  Keller's teacher and long-time friend). Sullivan is more than a
  speech engine; it's best described as a "data translation matrix,"
  in that it can accept input in a variety of formats (audio, video,
  text, MIDI, etc.), interpret the data using specially developed
  Media Description Templates (MDTs), and output the results to
  similarly compiled Media Output Streams (MOSs). Both MDTs and MOSs
  are extensible; support dynamic inheritance and scaling; arbitrary
  data types and framing; and offer special copy protection,
  encryption, and registration schemes that let developers to
  protect proprietary data formats while permitting interoperability
  with other applications and media types.

  If all this sounds abstract, it is - and that's precisely the
  power of Sullivan. By divorcing itself from the specifics of a
  particular application space - like speech recognition - Sullivan
  can focus on the fundamentals of a data engine: wicked fast
  transformation algorithms, support for multiple processors (as
  well as the PowerPC G4's AltiVec vector processing), optimized
  memory usage, rapid data transfer, and a modular multithreaded
  translation engine.


**You Can Quote Me** -- In short, you can feed Sullivan data and
  it translates the data into another format, contingent upon the
  translation modules you have installed. A contact at DWIS, Inc.,
  (Do What I Say), a small San Jose-based company made up of former
  Apple, Radius, and Silicon Graphics employees showed us what
  Sullivan can do using Court Reporter, a server-side module DWIS is
  working on for the Apache Web server. Court Reporter currently
  translates QuickTime movies into text, essentially providing
  real-time transcription. It's quite accurate. Note the one error -
  "jed eye" - in the sample transcript from the Apple-promoted Star
  Wars movie trailer below.

[Low noise]
[Quiet music]

    Female voice 1: I will not condone a course of action that will
    lead us to war.

[Noises]

    Male voice 1: A communications disruption can mean only one
    thing. Invasion.

[Loud music]

    Deep male voice 1: At last we will reveal ourselves to the jed
    eye. [pause] At last we will have revenge.

    Deep male voice 2: Begin landing your troops.

[Loud explosions]

    Male voice 3: We haven't much time.

[Explosions, loud music]

    Female voice 1: The federation has gone too far!

[Noise, music]

    Male voice 1 [distant]: The death toll is catastrophic!

    Female voice 1: Our people are dying, senator. We must do
    something quickly!

    Male voice 1 [distant]: You must contact me!

    Male voice 4: There is something else behind all this, your
    highness. They will kill you if you stay.

[Humming]

    Male voice 4: I can only protect you. [Noise] I can't fight a war
    for you.

    Male voice 5: I think we're going to have to accept federation
    control for the time being.

[Music]

    Male voice 6: This is a battle I do not think that we can win.

    Female voice 1: I will sign no treaty, senator.

[Explosions]

  Court Reporter's MDTs provide for content profiles, thus enabling
  the administrator to assign specific descriptions to media element
  descriptors. For instance, "[Humming]" could be transcribed as
  "[Light sabers]", and sounds falling within a user-definable range
  of similarity would be identically labeled. Along those lines,
  Court Reporter can track specific speakers within an audio stream,
  using matching techniques to identify them throughout. Once a
  speaker has been identified, Court Reporter enables users or
  administrators to assign names and other information to them. So,
  "Female voice 1" would become "Queen Amidala" and "Male voice 3"
  would become "Obi-wan Kenobi." Court Reporter is often able to
  distinguish music (which typically has distinctive pitch
  relationships and ranges) from percussive sounds and other noises
  (like explosions). Although transcribing a movie in this fashion
  would be a lot of work, imagine a live transcription of a keynote
  address, with only a few speakers and no scene changes. One DWIS
  developer noted, "Court Reporter could deliver 90 percent of a
  webcast keynote's content in about one one-thousandth of the
  bandwidth. Plus you could copy and paste quotes into an article
  without retyping."

  DWIS also revealed that it is developing a series of related
  modules for Sullivan, including ones that translate RealVideo and
  RealAudio, MP3 (for fun, they ran "Louie Louie" through it), and
  Windows Media to text.


**Mum's the Word** -- Neither Apple nor DWIS would comment on when
  the Sullivan foundation technologies might be available to
  consumers, but Sullivan isn't likely to appear until a year or
  more after Mac OS X ships. However, derivative applications - up
  to and including continuous speech recognition - could be
  available sooner in stand-alone form. Other companies working with
  Apple on Sullivan are reported to be developing real-time language
  translation, high-end media servers, file format converters, and
  music education software.

  The burden of Sullivan's effectiveness in a particular application
  comes down to the quality and sophistication of the MDTs and MOSs.
  MTDs and MOSs can function like plug-ins for the core Sullivan
  engine (drop them in the correct folder and Sullivan immediately
  becomes aware of the newly added media "flavors") or as part of a
  specific application designed to run on top of the Sullivan
  engine. So, support for translating to or from HTML or XML would
  be best implemented as a plug-in intended for wide use by
  Sullivan-savvy applications, while MDTs that handle a proprietary
  data format might be available only within the context of a single
  program.

  Sullivan seems like a breakthrough technology for Apple, both
  providing a solid foundation for the Macintosh platform and ample
  opportunity for third party development.


Taking a Step Back from Technology
----------------------------------
  by Jeff Carlson <jeffc@tidbits.com>

  Technology can be addictive. Many of us use devices like
  computers, cellular phones, and handheld organizers on a daily
  basis; many of us require them to make our livings. Taken in
  moderation, technology use can be exciting, interesting, and
  mentally stimulating. But like any addiction, too much can be
  destructive. That's why we at TidBITS believe it's essential to
  take a step back every now and again. If your life seems
  overwhelmed by the technology around you, try this simple 12-step
  program to help you regain that sense of balance that's no doubt
  been missing for some time.

  Step 1: Sell or donate all of your computer hardware and software;
  unsubscribe from mailing lists, including TidBITS.

  Step 2: Relocate to a monastery, convent, or other religious
  sanctuary, as appropriate.

  Step 3: Cleanse soul, reinvigorate personal karma, eat healthy
  food.

  Step 4: Stop making typing motions with your fingers when you
  talk; stop using the word "bandwidth" as a metaphor for
  consciousness.

  Step 5: Replace six-colored robe with standard-issue orange,
  brown, grey, white, or other color indicated by the order of your
  choosing.

  Step 6: Spend evenings walking in the sanctuary grounds; gaze at
  the heavens in contemplation of the serenity of space.

  Step 7: Locate planets and constellations among the stars; count
  satellites as they drift by.

  Step 8: Calculate the line of sight angles from refectory rooftop
  to arc of passing satellites.

  Step 9: Evaluate the electrical power supply generated by the
  waterwheel attached to the mill.

  Step 10: Convince sanctuary elders of the value of preserving
  timeless documents in digital format; compare Ethernet to the
  traveling scribes of yore; raise donations by appearing in a New
  York Times article about modern anthropological miracles.

  Step 11: Order PowerBook G3, DAT backup system, and hardware for a
  satellite Internet hookup.

  Step 12: Resubscribe to TidBITS.


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